This guy went bear hunting with a bow & arrow, he fired at a bear and missed, the bear ran away, he couldn't believe he missed, he stood there staring, eventually the bear came up behind him, tapped him on the shoulder, told him to take down his pants, they were going to have sex . A week later the hunter came back with his shotgun, again he shot at the bear and missed, he stood staring, again the bear tapped him on the shoulder and told him to drop his pants. Next week he came back with a high powered rifle, shot again, missed again, felt the tap on his shoulder again, and dropped his pants. Then he came back with a bazooka, shot, missed, stared and shook his head, before he felt the expected tap on the shoulder he turned around and saw the bear,she was leaning up against a tree, filing her nails and smiling, then she said, "Let's be honest big boy, you don't really come here for the hunting, do you?"

CC#10 Related by Cowboy Mark, resides in Chester, immigrated from Tronna!