I was out in a boat duck hunting with a guy who said he wanted me to see his new dog perform. I shot a duck and he sent the dog to retrieve it, the dog walked across the top of the water and walked back with the duck. Later I shot another duck and he sent his dog walking across the top to the water to retreive it. After this second performance, he turned to me smiling and asked. " What do you think of that dog, Paul?" I answered, " Good retreiver, but when are you going to teach him to swim!"

CC#12 - One of Jimmy Flynn's jokes!