After hearing my gunhunter/bowhunter story (Read CC#24 below first!) , An aquaintance named Chris couldn't wait until the next deer season to have his own fun. Then he couldn't wait to tell me the results. He took a friend with him hunting, a co-worker who had never hunted before. On the second day, Chris shot a doe. He called for his friend Bill, to come quick. When Bill arrived on the scene, Chris asked him to help him position the doe's rear-end, then Chris dropped his pants. "What are you doing?" said Bill. "I'm going to diddle the deer." said Chris. " Your a goddamn pervert." exclaimed Bill. "Your a pervert Chris, a goddamn pervert." Chris said, " Look, now you made me lose my hard-on, hold the deer!" Bill, grabbed his gun and started running, " Your're a pervert", he shouted as he ran towards the camp. Chris laughed and laughed . When he finished dressing the deer and dragged it back to camp,he shouted for Bill to come help him as he got nearer. Then ,he noticed the truck was gone, they had come to hunt in Bill's truck so Chris was stuck at the camp fifty miles from home, he had to call his father, tell him the story and ask him to please come and drive him and his doe home.


CC#25 I understand Bill hasn't hunted since that day.