One time while coon-hunting, this participant decided to bring his dog back to the truck because it had got into a skunk. Just then along came a mountie and asked what was going on. He mentioned they were from the local coon club, there were a few trucks there with Maine license plates. He went on to say they were having an International Skunk Hunt. The mountie asked what kind of dogs they used and could he see what they looked like? He took the officer to his truck, to show him his dog, as they neared, the Mountie said, "By the smell of it, you must be winning."



The VP of the coon club was asked to be best man at the President's wedding. He like to make small bets, so he said, "You know, after your married you won't be able to go hunting as much!"
"Like heck!", said the Prez, I'll go whenever I please." "OK , how about a five dollar bet?" " "Your on." ,said the Prez. During the wedding reception the VP approached the Prez and said," Let's go hunting tonight, it's full moon." the Bride said, "He isn't going hunting tonight!"
The VP said, " I guess you owe me five bucks!"