I was explaining the concept of the new outdoor kitchens to an old fellow at the legion. " Jeez , he said , I liked the old days when we ate indoors and shit outdoors!"



I asked the same old fellow if he ever fished with flies, he said yep, fished with them, slept with them, worked with them, canoed with them,and ate with them.


He also told me , when he was in his twenties ,he would get so horny, he could screw the crack of dawn.