A Cape Bretoner said to his buddy,"If I was to go to bed with your wife while you're away huntin , would that make us related?" No!, his buddy said, " But it would make us even!"

This minister was hunting with three of his parishoners, a deer was in the clearing and they all blasted away at it. Afterwards, there was a discussion about whose shot actually downed the deer and who should tag it. Just then the game wardens came by and the hunters asked them to try and solve the question. The wardens had a look at the deer and came to the determination that the minister had shot the deer. How did you ascertain that they asked?
" The bullet went in one ear and out the other!"

A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat they are eating, but they will give them clues and let them guess. The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they begged their Dad for another clue. "Well," he said, "It's what mummy calls me sometimes!" The little girl says.... "Ecch, don't eat it, it's asshole!"

The person who sent me this is the very first contributor to my collection since it's inception. You might have guessed, yes, she's a vegetarian or vegan or vatever, I do know she eats vish!

Bill and his buddy took the local Mountie hunting and fishing often. One Friday in February Month after returning from fishing for trout through the ice, the Mountie was in the lead on his snowmobile when Bill spotted a moose and calf. They let the Mountie go on home and they went back and shot the calf. They gutted it and hung it,(no coyotes then) and planned on bringing it out on Saturday. Saturday morning the Mountie showed up and said lets's go fishing. No calf that day, Sunday they knew the Mountie would have to go to church with his wife, the plan was to bring the calf out Sunday after fishing, one-thirty that afternoon the Mountie showed up to fish again. On Monday morning Bill called the Mountie and asked if he was going to work that day. The answer was yes, but just to be sure Bill told the Mountie his snowmobile was broke down and asked if he could borrow his for the day. The Mountie said: "Sure Bill, anytime!"

We were at a Toastmaster's fun night and Al said, "Paul, You tell a story and then I'll tell a true story." Al said the first thing his brother Art wanted to do when he got back from Korea was to go hunting. There was a problem though, no transportation, Al had a friend with a car and talked Art into letting him come along. Jim drove up the Cabot trail, back in the days before guard rails . They arrived at Art's favourite spot and started along the trail into the woods. Jim, who owned the car was talking and Art told Al to tell him to shut up, they were hunting! The next time Jim opened his mouth, Art pointed his rifle around Al and at Jim, then said, shut up or I'll shoot you. As they came to the edge of a meadow, there was a large buck and a doe. Art up and shot the buck, the doe ran over the hill. Art then said Al was to come with him and Jim was to stay there and watch to see if the doe came back. Art and Al were dressing the buck when they heard a commotion up in the field, they rushed up to see Jim having an epileptic fit . Al grabbed a stick and tried to place it between Jim's teeth. He then tried to hold Jim and comfort him. At one point Art said, pushing Al aside with the rifle barrel again, "Here, let me put him out of his misery." The fit subsided, they dressed the deer and got it out to the car. Art drove back to Sydney and when Jim tried to tell him how to drive , Art told him to shut up or he would tie him on the other fender, for the trip home.

I'm looking for a lady who owns a boat, motor and trailer for possible relationship, you must love to fish, can bait your own hook and able to cook our catch. I own a four -wheel drive and an all- terrain-vehicle ,both with hitches, and my balls are an inch and seven-eights in diameter!

PS: Please send photograph of boat, motor and trailer