A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat they are eating, but they will give them clues and let them guess. The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they begged their Dad for another clue. "Well," he said, "It's what mummy calls me sometimes!" The little girl says.... "Ecch, don't eat it, it's asshole!"

The person who sent me this is the very first contributor to my collection since it's inception. You might have guessed, yes, she's a vegetarian or vegan or vatever, I do know she eats vish!