A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat they are eating, but they will give them clues and let them guess. The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they begged their Dad for another clue. "Well," he said, "It's what mummy calls me sometimes!" The little girl says.... "Ecch, don't eat it, it's asshole!"

The person who sent me this is the very first contributor to my collection since it's inception. You might have guessed, yes, she's a vegetarian or vegan or vatever, I do know she eats vish!

Bill and his buddy took the local Mountie hunting and fishing often. One Friday in February Month after returning from fishing for trout through the ice, the Mountie was in the lead on his snowmobile when Bill spotted a moose and calf. They let the Mountie go on home and they went back and shot the calf. They gutted it and hung it,(no coyotes then) and planned on bringing it out on Saturday. Saturday morning the Mountie showed up and said lets's go fishing. No calf that day, Sunday they knew the Mountie would have to go to church with his wife, the plan was to bring the calf out Sunday after fishing, one-thirty that afternoon the Mountie showed up to fish again. On Monday morning Bill called the Mountie and asked if he was going to work that day. The answer was yes, but just to be sure Bill told the Mountie his snowmobile was broke down and asked if he could borrow his for the day. The Mountie said: "Sure Bill, anytime!"