A woman goes into Cdn Tire to purchase her husband a gift for his birthday. When she gets to the checkout the man says, I'm blind, but just drop your item on the counter. She dropped it, and he says , "Ah, a Shakespeare seven foot rod and a Zebco Deluxe reel. That will be $49.95 , including tax, how are you paying?" " Just a second" , she says. Just then one of her credit cards falls to the floor, and the clerk says", that sounds like a Mastercard , will you be using that to pay?" She is amazed, she says yes and bends over to pick up the card, as she does she lets a fart. The man puts her card through and says, sign here, that will be $61.44! " "But, you said it was $49.95 ", she said! " Yes", he answered, "That was the rod & reel, but the duck call is $6.99 and the fish bait is $3.50!