This woman just finished having sex with her neighbour when the phone rings. She answers,
" Yeh, sure, I'm Okay, glad to hear it, the kids are fine, don't worry about me!"
The man says, who was that? She says, " It was just my husband, he was telling me what a great time he was having ,fishing, with you!

A Cape Bretoner said to his buddy,"If I was to go to bed with your wife while you're away huntin , would that make us related?" No!, his buddy said, " But it would make us even!"

This minister was hunting with three of his parishoners, a deer was in the clearing and they all blasted away at it. Afterwards, there was a discussion about whose shot actually downed the deer and who should tag it. Just then the game wardens came by and the hunters asked them to try and solve the question. The wardens had a look at the deer and came to the determination that the minister had shot the deer. How did you ascertain that they asked?
" The bullet went in one ear and out the other!"